tacoposey:

Why wait for Dylan O’Brien’s selfie when you can take your own Dylan O’Brien Selfies. 

INSTRUCTIONS: 

  • Get a camera. 
  • Go to your nearest bathroom. 
  • Fuck your hair. Just fuck it. Throw whatever you can find in it. Water, hair gel, shampoo, glue, a toaster, soap, more gel, mayonnaise, shaving cream. Whatever is available. (I don’t recommend 70% of these but you gotta do what you gotta do). 
  • You probably don’t even have to style it. Just make it sit there. (If you have longer hair go for a look that says, “Is there a wet dog on my head? I don’t know. But neither do you. ~~~*mystery*~~~”) 
  • Grab a prop. Sunglasses, a scarf, an ill fitting suit, some Adidas, Tyler Posey, a copy of The Maze Runner, a hand full of cash, an actual live wolf, more hair gel, or a pair of khakis. 
  • Play the Spice Girls or One Direction in the background for inspiration. 
  • Pose like Kim Kardashian taught you in the Kim Kardashian Hollywood App. 
  • Become America’s Next Top Dylan O’Brien. 
  • If you’re classy enough share it using the hashtag #selfieobrien. 

Also going and liking & retweeting THIS TWEET and sharing The Maze Runner trailer with your friends gives you that added Dylan O’Brien flare.

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tacoposey:

Why wait for Dylan O’Brien’s selfie when you can take your own Dylan O’Brien Selfies. 

INSTRUCTIONS: 

  • Get a camera. 
  • Go to your nearest bathroom. 
  • Fuck your hair. Just fuck it. Throw whatever you can find in it. Water, hair gel, shampoo, glue, a toaster, soap, more gel, mayonnaise, shaving cream. Whatever is available. (I don’t recommend 70% of these but you gotta do what you gotta do). 
  • You probably don’t even have to style it. Just make it sit there. (If you have longer hair go for a look that says, “Is there a wet dog on my head? I don’t know. But neither do you. ~~~*mystery*~~~”) 
  • Grab a prop. Sunglasses, a scarf, an ill fitting suit, some Adidas, Tyler Posey, a copy of The Maze Runner, a hand full of cash, an actual live wolf, more hair gel, or a pair of khakis. 
  • Play the Spice Girls or One Direction in the background for inspiration. 
  • Pose like Kim Kardashian taught you in the Kim Kardashian Hollywood App. 
  • Become America’s Next Top Dylan O’Brien. 
  • If you’re classy enough share it using the hashtag #selfieobrien. 

Also going and liking & retweeting THIS TWEET and sharing The Maze Runner trailer with your friends gives you that added Dylan O’Brien flare.

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teenwolf:

Give us your best wolf howl.

Calee, God bless you for this.

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teenwolf:

Give us your best wolf howl.

Calee, God bless you for this.

(Source: maliallisons)

larrycoincidences:

whenever i get low on money i start thinking really irrationally like what if i hadn’t spent that $10 back in 2004 

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